Larry The Cat Versus President Trump?

Even though he served as the “Chief Mouser” of Number 10 Downing Street since 2011, did Larry the Cat managed to successfully put a damper to Trump plans where London protesters failed?

By: Ringo Bones

Ever since serving as Number 10 Downing Street’s “Chief Mouser” after being recruited from Battersea Dogs & Cats Home for his exceptional mouse hunting skills since 2011, Larry the Cat has kept the official residence of the Prime Minister of Great Britain free from furniture and document destroying mice for almost a decade now. And yet, back in June 4, 2019 - the intrepid feline has managed to do what thousands of London based protesters has set out to do – to put a damper on the U.S. President Donald J. Trump’s packed itinerary during his official U.K. state visit.  

By hiding under the underside of “The Beast” – the president’s official armored limousine, it seems like Larry the Cat is not shy at expressing his disdain against President Trump. Maybe Larry the Cat is no fan of white supremacists who do not give a rat’s ass on the less fortunate. Given that President Trump is too fat to reach down under The Beast to shoo the cat away by himself, it looks like Trump finally met a pussy that he can’t grab by himself. Earlier that day, Larry the Cat managed to photobomb the U.S. President’s photo-op with U.K. Prime Minister Theresa May, it looks like this cat doesn’t like President Trump and his politics.

Donald J. Trump’s Diplomatic Pornography: His Guiding Principle In “Making America Great Again”?

A term first coined by Thomas Friedman on US President Donald J. Trump’s ill-advised Jerusalem embassy show, but has diplomatic pornography all along been the guiding principle behind Trump’s “Make America Great Again” plan?

By: Ringo Bones

The world’s top political and diplomatic analysts are probably bemused by Thomas Friedman’s description of US President Donald J. Trump’s Jerusalem embassy show as “diplomatic pornography” when Trump made serious appeasements and concessions with regards to moving the US Embassy in Israel from Tel-Aviv to Jerusalem – as in the May 14, 2018 reclassification of the US consulate in Jerusalem as the US embassy in Jerusalem -  despite Jerusalem wasn’t recognized by everyone as the state of Israel’s capital because it is a disputed territory claimed by both Israelis and Palestinians.

It was Thomas Friedman who was the first to use the term “diplomatic pornography” after he tells it like it is during his guest spot on Fareed Zakaria GPS over the issue of Hamas, Israel and President Trump and his  Administration’s decision to move the US embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. In hindsight, Donald J. Trump’s diplomatic pornography could be described as an ill-advised policy of making political and material concessions without making a corresponding leverage. President Trump could have negotiated for a landmark renewed Israel-Palestinian peace process that the Obama Administration had never achieved in exchange for going along with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu’s green light on allowing those countries who do so the ability to move their embassies from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem.

Back in the middle of May 2018, Thomas Friedman managed to capture the zeitgeist of this fiasco by stating that “The whole thing is a tragedy. It’s like two bald men fighting over a comb.” And “The embassy event was really just a Republican mid-term prep rally disguised as a diplomatic event…This was meant to fire up the far-right religious base of the Republican Party.”As someone made famous for his iconic business how-to book, The Art of the Deal, Friedman can’t hold back on his bemusement of this ill-advised policy by saying “Trump didn’t do the ‘Art of the Deal’, he did the art of the giveaway…Trump gave away the most valuable diplomatic real estate in the Middle East treasure-box of the United States and gave it away for free. Believe me, in Jerusalem they are laughing at him. In the Arab world they are laughing at him. They can’t believe what a sucker he was to take the bait and give this away for free when he could have used it for a leverage to truly advance the peace process.” Unfortunately, Trump’s “Jerusalem Embassy Diplomatic Pornography” maneuver can also be applied to his lackluster diplomacy on North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un.

U.S. President Donald J. Trump’s Swedish Massacre Hoax: Trump Fake News In Action?

Given his open mistrust of the “dishonest mainstream media”, is Trump’s Swedish Massacre Hoax a sure sign that he’s already out of touch with reality? 

By: Ringo Bones

With the whole world still reeling after Kellyanne Conway’s Bowling Green Massacre Hoax, people who are already questioning the sanity of President Trump may had earned credence of their claims with the recent “Swedish Massacre” tirade on Twitter as Trump tries to justify his anti-immigrant stance. The Swedish Massacre Hoax was apparently invented by Trump during a campaign-style rally of his supporters in an aircraft hangar in Melbourne, Florida. When former Swedish Prime Minister Carl Bildt Tweeted: “Sweden? Terror attack? What has he been smoking? Questions abound.” It wasn’t long that everyone realized that Trump’s “Swedish Massacre Hoax” is about as real as his presidency. 

President Trump’s bizarre nonexistent terror attack on Swedish soil may have been due to his rejection of other more reliable news media in preference to a conservative far-right news channel called Fox News, where the night before Trump’s Melbourne, Florida rally, he was watching a documentary made by a right-wing demagogue claiming that Swedish crime rates are on the rise because of the Swedish government relaxing its restrictions in accepting Syrian war refugees in 2015. But the truth is crime rates across Sweden had been in decline since 2005. Trump’s war on the “dishonest media” has unforeseen consequences indeed. By often referring to CNN and the BBC, amongst others, as “fake news”, it seems Trump has apparently lost all contact with reality this time. 

Donald J. Trump: America’s First Paedophile President?

Even though the then under-age victim had recently withdrawn her legal claim, is there still enough evidence for Donald J. Trump to be labeled as America’s first paedophile president?

By: Ringo Bones 

He may have won the presidency of the United States in the most unpopular way possible – i.e. via the Electoral College – and his campaign promises are reminiscent to that of Adolf Hitler, billionaire reality show proprietor Donald J. Trump could soon claim to fame another title – as America’s first pedophile president by allegedly raping a 13-year old girl back in 1994. Even though the victim may have withdrawn her legal claim, many have argued that the evidence is more credible in comparison to Donald J. Trump’s “birther” claim that outgoing US President Barack Obama is born in Kenya rather than a natural-born US citizen. 

Donald J. Trump’s then 13-year-old victim, named Katie Johnson, has her shocking allegations first emerged in a lawsuit filed in California back in April 2016. Katie Johnson claimed she was lured to a sex party hosted by notorious billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein where she was forced into rough role-play sex with Donald J. Trump – now the president elect of the United States. Katie Johnson said she was just 13 when she met Trump after leaving her home in Oklahoma in 1994 to pursue a modeling career in New York. Rumor has it that Katie Johnson recently withdrew her legal claim that Trump raped her because she was intimidated by Trump’s goons and high-priced legal team as opposed to a lack of evidence. 

Donald J. Trump’s presidential campaign team has called the allegations despicable by being filed so close to the 2016 US Presidential Elections. But given Trump’s rather unpopular victory, the social media world is ablaze with unflattering Trump memes – i.e. “Donald J. Trump as America’s first paedophile president” and “Donald J. Trump’s scientific name as Pedophilius Americanus” with regards to this particular case. Unfortunately for Trump – this is not the only sex scandal that’s out there.

Did Some Joker Just Nominated Donald J. Trump For The Nobel Peace Prize?

As if his bid for the U.S. Republican Party wasn’t yet enough of a joke, did you know that some joker just nominated Donald J. Trump for the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize?

By: Ringo Bones 

When the new year began, the roster for the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize included residents of the Greek island of Lesbos - as in the Lesbians - who aided the Syrian refugees washed up on their shores, an escaped sex slave of the so-called Islamic State turned women’s rights activist, the negotiators who ended five decades of civil war in Colombia, National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden and them some joker just nominated the U.S. Republican Party’s presidential joke candidate Donald J. Trump. The social media is indeed alight of comments of “W.T.F.?!!!” indeed. But is Donald J. Trump a valid nominee for the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize? 

A respected Nobel watcher and director of the Peace Research Institute of Oslo named Kristian Berg Harpviken told CNN back in February 3, 2016 that a “mystery patron” nominated Donald J. Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. Even though Harpviken made a promise / deal not to reveal the nominator’s name, Harpviken did reveal the reasons on why the mystery patron nominated Donald J. Trump for the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize as the mystery patron cited Donald J. Trump’s Ronald Reagan influenced “Peace Through Strength” ideology and using the U.S. Armed Forces as a threat weapon of deterrence against radical Islam, the so-called Islamic State, Iran’s iffy nuclear deal and Mainland China’s undermining of the United States’ economic well-being. More famous as a brash reality show host and as a billionaire with a somewhat cavalier attitude towards women’s issues back in the 1980s and the 1990s, Donald J. Trump is indeed an odd nominee for the 2016 Nobel Peace Prize given the current political outlook of the new generation of so-called millennials.  

The Nobel Committee, which does not reveal the details of its decision-making process, typically offers thousands of people opportunity to nominate notable organizations and individuals for the award, which counts among its notable recipients Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., the Red Cross and in 2009, U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama. Donald J. Trump, however, is not on Harpviken’s shortlist, which is currently topped by Edward Snowden and two U.S. and Iranian nuclear negotiators. Others that were nominated in the past but did not receive their Nobel Peace Prize include Mahatma Gandhi, Pope Francis, Adolf Hitler and Russian strongman Vladimir Putin. Given his disparaging comments on Mexicans and Muslims on U.S. soil – many cite Donald J. Trump is more akin to the reasons why Adolf Hitler was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.